Zero Survival Instincts Comfort Colors T-Shirt, Halloween Graphic
Zero Survival Instincts Comfort Colors T-Shirt, Halloween Graphic
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🚚 Shipping & Returns
🚚 Shipping & Returns
✅ Free shipping on orders $45+
📦 Processing time: 3-7 business days
🌍 Worldwide delivery: 7-15 business days
↩️ 30-day hassle-free returns
📏 Size Guide
📏 Size Guide
Our t-shirts run true to size. When in between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a more comfortable fit.
🧼 Care Instructions
🧼 Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron on print
• Do not bleach
This Halloween graphic features a cheerful hand-drawn cartoon skeleton skipping directly toward an open spooky crypt door, clutching an overflowing jack-o'-lantern candy bucket. Accompanying text reads ZERO SURVIVAL INSTINCTS / 100% CANDY MOTIVATED, celebrating classic horror-comedy tropes with dry humor. Adults who appreciate self-deprecating laughs, dark humor, and seasonal fun will appreciate this lighthearted take on spooky season danger. This unisex Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt features a relaxed fit. Constructed from 100 percent ring-spun cotton, it comes in a Pepper colorway in sizes S to 4XL. The art is made in house for the brand and printed on the front. Each shirt is printed to order, offering reliable construction for repeated October events and casual everyday wear. Wear it to a Halloween party, horror movie marathon, or casual autumn outing. It hangs nicely in any closet and coordinates easily with everyday pants or jackets. This design is a fun gift for horror enthusiasts, candy fans, coworkers with a sarcastic sense of humor, or anyone who would gladly walk into a haunted crypt for snacks.
- COMFORTABLE COTTON BUILD: Crafted from 100 percent ring-spun cotton, this unisex Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt offers a classic relaxed fit.
- IN-HOUSE ARTWORK: Graphic design is made in house for the brand and printed directly on the front of each shirt, which is printed to order.
- SIZING AND COLOR: Offered exclusively in the Pepper shirt color, with unisex sizing choices available from S to 4XL.
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