School Bus Driver

Six wheels, forty passengers, one very patient driver

Three designs for school bus drivers: Chaos Coordinator on Six Wheels, Chief Noise Officer, Yellow Bus Division, and Decibel Negotiator, Heavy Transit Lead. The joke is the mock job title — the actual job being harder than the title suggests.

When people buy these

Mostly as a thank-you. End of the school year, a driver-appreciation week, or a retirement after two decades on the same route. They also do well as a small gift between drivers at a depot, where the punchline needs no explanation.

It is a short line, three designs and no personalization — we would rather say that plainly than pretend it is a full collection. More work-and-hobby designs are in Hobby & Job Tees.

What you get

Every shirt in this line is printed to order in the USA on soft black cotton, sizes S-5XL. This line runs in black only for now. Production takes 2-4 business days, then 3-5 days shipping. Free shipping on orders $45+.