Collection: Engineer Humor Not arguing. Optimizing.
Three designs for engineers and engineering students: I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Optimizing , My Math Is Right, Your Feelings Aren't , and Don't Debate Me, I Have the Blueprints . Dry, a little smug, and recognizable to anyone who has defended a design review.
Good gift moments
Graduation, passing the FE or PE exam, a first job offer, or a birthday for the family engineer who fixes everyone's router. Mechanical, civil, electrical, software — the jokes are about the mindset, not a discipline, so you do not have to guess.
Three designs and no personalization at the moment. If you want more work-themed shirts, see Hobby & Job Tees .
What you get
Every shirt in this line is printed to order in the USA on soft black cotton, sizes S-5XL. This line runs in black only for now. Production takes 2-4 business days, then 3-5 days shipping. Free shipping on orders $45+.
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