Shirts for people who buy yarn faster than they use it
This is our line for crocheters and knitters — the ones with a stash in the closet, a project bag in the car, and a hook still stuck in row 47. Fourteen designs, all written the way fiber people actually talk: Certified Yarnivore, My Sanity Hangs by a Slip Knot, Stash Monster Always Hungry.
Three kinds of jokes in here
Stash humor — the hunting-and-hoarding designs, for anyone who has hidden a skein from their own household.
Hook humor — one-more-row lines about a craft that never quite ends.
Yarn and books — for the crowd that crochets with an audiobook running.
They work as a gift for a craft-group friend, a birthday present that shows you actually know their hobby, or something to wear to a yarn shop where the joke will land. Nothing here is personalized — what you see printed is what arrives.
What you get
Every shirt in this line is printed to order in the USA on soft black cotton, sizes S-5XL. This line runs in black only for now. Production takes 2-4 business days, then 3-5 days shipping. Free shipping on orders $45+.
Also worth a look: Hobby & Job Tees for the rest of our everyday-life designs.
