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"I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Optimizing" T-Shirt - Funny Engineer Gift for Engineering Students and Pros
"I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Optimizing" T-Shirt - Funny Engineer Gift for Engineering Students and Pros
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$24.99 USD
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$24.99 USD
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🚚 Shipping & Returns
🚚 Shipping & Returns
✅ Free shipping on orders $45+
📦 Processing time: 3-7 business days
🌍 Worldwide delivery: 7-15 business days
↩️ 30-day hassle-free returns
📏 Size Guide
📏 Size Guide
Our t-shirts run true to size. When in between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a more comfortable fit.
🧼 Care Instructions
🧼 Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron on print
• Do not bleach
Color selection refers to the shirt color, not the design color.
I'm Not Arguing Just Optimizing.
- Designed for mechanical, civil, and software engineers, drafters, and tech professionals with a sharp sense of humor.
- Features the witty statement paired with an intricate drafting compass and gear graphic that speaks to technical problem solvers.
- The graphic is applied using direct-to-garment printing techniques for crisp lines and long-lasting color wash after wash.
Welcome to Vibe Cozy
All shirts are made-to-order with love in the USA. Soft, comfy, and great for gifting or treating yourself.
Production: 2-4 business days
Shipping: 3-7 business days (US) or 7-14 (international)
Please check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering.
No returns unless the item is damaged or incorrect.
Care: Wash inside-out, cold water, tumble dry low.
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